I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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