I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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