Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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