Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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