u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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