Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
he just fucked me for my cheese.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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