I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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