I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you traded sex for a burrito?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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