You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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