help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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