I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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