I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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