You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
one two three fourrrrnication!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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