How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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