Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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