she was so not down for the gang bang
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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