Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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