The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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