so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my phone needs a breathalizer
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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