its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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