Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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