"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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