i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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