this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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