Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So here I am, sexting at work.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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