i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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