I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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