Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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