I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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