I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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