Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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