no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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