He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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