they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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