Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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