shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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