my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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