Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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