absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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