Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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