Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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