the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He? As in you personified your dick?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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