Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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