but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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