im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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