there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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