I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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