There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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