Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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