I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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